“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants are coming off.
2005 - UK TV Debut
2006 - American TV Debut
2007 - Glastonbury
2008 - Live at the Apollo
2009 - Reading Festival
2012 - The opening ceremony of the London 2012 Olympics